Sunday, January 23, 2022

I Love Those Limericks

I went back to gather up a few of the limericks I've written and found a few. If you can get them just right they can say a lot with just five short lines.

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 On Facebook he turns into a clone 

when the wrong politics make him groan. 

He'll just "copy and paste" 

to make us all taste 

another's words, but none of his own.

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Sarah Palin gave out a squawk

when she dug down in her crock

Her son slugged his girl

so she gave this a whirl

by blaming it all on Barack.

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There was a fellow in Mandan

who blew snow deep as his ashcan

he ran out of gas

so call him a crass

abominable snowman.

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Here's a rumor to repeat

It's almost set in concrete

it''s about Biden

and how he'll widen

the road to banning meat.

(Fox news had to retract this rumor.)

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Thoughts on turning seventy-nine:

for the shape I'm in, I'm feeling fine

some parts are gone

but I get along

and hope my brain's not in decline.

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Biden chose Deb Haaland for this reason -

to direct affairs in the public region

She'll be a good fit

and I'll throw in this bit

she might like lefse, she's half Norwegian.

(She is a Native American chosen for Sec'y of Interior.)

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There'll be more



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