I went back to gather up a few of the limericks I've written and found a few. If you can get them just right they can say a lot with just five short lines.
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On Facebook he turns into a clone
when the wrong politics make him groan.
He'll just "copy and paste"
to make us all taste
another's words, but none of his own.
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Sarah Palin gave out a squawk
when she dug down in her crock
Her son slugged his girl
so she gave this a whirl
by blaming it all on Barack.
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There was a fellow in Mandan
who blew snow deep as his ashcan
he ran out of gas
so call him a crass
abominable snowman.
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Here's a rumor to repeat
It's almost set in concrete
it''s about Biden
and how he'll widen
the road to banning meat.
(Fox news had to retract this rumor.)
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Thoughts on turning seventy-nine:
for the shape I'm in, I'm feeling fine
some parts are gone
but I get along
and hope my brain's not in decline.
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Biden chose Deb Haaland for this reason -
to direct affairs in the public region
She'll be a good fit
and I'll throw in this bit
she might like lefse, she's half Norwegian.
(She is a Native American chosen for Sec'y of Interior.)
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There'll be more
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