When I regularly visited the bar scene, I usually found one of the following types.
Gored with his Horns
Every small town bar has one,
an unprincipled expert
of political issues,
a verbal bull who can gore
and skewer his opponents
with his horns in a quarrel.
The speed of his conclusions,
untouched by intelligent
thought, exposes gaping voids
of knowledge which he obscures
with imaginative blurts
of clever wit and proverbs.
Unwitting patrons seeking
relaxation and friendly
discourse stumble under honed
hooves of half-truths and jargon,
victims of the practiced style
with which he finds great delight.
But even though he angers
some to the point where they’d pull
a quick trigger if they held
one, the men who line the bar
express wonder and concern
on those days he doesn’t show.